May 23, 2013
herspanic:

What my dad texts me at 1:17 AM

herspanic:

What my dad texts me at 1:17 AM

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akane-tamru:

Today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

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yesimbeyonce:

me at your funeral

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fan-troll:

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you’ll notice me eventually, senpai

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it’s only

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a matter

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OF TIME

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May 19, 2013

That awkward moment when there’s a gay couple in the bible and nobody talks about it.

thediagonallie:

findadventure:

victoryjobs:

we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~

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when this was

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obviously

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not the case

#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever

JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD

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sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

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pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

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